Trashbags 101

What I am about to point out to you is completely obvious and you probably already know it but here you go...there are a few things of which I am a serial offender when I go out to have a few drinks and I am starting to think that maybe if I put them in writing I wont make these mistakes again (hehe...as if). On a big night out:
DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR NUMBER - You take their number. This way you can avoid awkward phone calls with people you are not sure you even remember that you met, let alone acted keen for.
STOP SPEAKING TO YOUR EX AFTER ABOUT THREE BEERS - This is crucial! You will make out you still give a crap about them when normally you don't. You will waste all the effort you put into your awesome outfit that was designed to show them that they're missing out big time by turning into a drunken fool that will remind them why they broke up with you in the first place.
DO NOT HAVE A BENDER ON SUNDAY NIGHT - As if Monday's aren't painful enough!
DO NOT HAVE TEQUILA SHOTS OR LONG ISLAND ICE TEA'S AT THE END OF THE NIGHT - unless you enjoy your head spinning when you finally lay your disgraceful head on the pillow at some ridiculous time in the morning.

There that feels much better ;) I hope you all heed my advice (if only I would!). If anyone would like to add to this list please feel welcome...